Saturday, August 08, 2009

Burning Down the House ...

Today is Saturday, 8 August 2009.

Based on a mere 50 years of detailed studies, radical Obama-loving anti-Creationistic “scientists” at the U.S. Geological Survey, all of whom pretend to have been born in Hawaii, but all of whom were actually born in Albania, Kenya, and the Moon, have found that the world’s glaciers are melting at a rate faster than predicted by even the most pessimistic climatological models.

Only the pagan socialistic fools who believe the Earth is (relatively) round believe that global warming caused by human beings is the culprit. (And remember: all this relative/relativity stuff was invented by JEW Albert Einstein.)

The real cause: the rise in human bodily temperature caused by global excitement at the imminent Second Coming.

Or, at least, that’s how the cold scientific facts might be spun by the senator from Predatory Petroleum, Jim Inhofe of Oklahoma.

From CNN (reference below): "A 50-year government study found that the world's glaciers are melting at a rapid and alarming rate. The ongoing study is the latest in a series of reports that found glaciers worldwide are melting faster than anyone had predicted they would just a few years ago ... Since 1959, the U.S. Geological Survey, which published the study on its Web site, has been tracking the movements of the South Cascade glacier in Washington and the Wolverine and Gulcana glaciers in Alaska. The three glaciers are considered "benchmarks" for the conditions of thousands of other glaciers because they're in different climate zones and at various elevations.”

Thanks to human-induced global warming, the glaciers are melting and both polar ice packs are melting.

Global warming will cause flooding of low-lying areas and drastic changes in precipitation patterns. The resultant famines and population movements will result in increased poverty, social unrest, and wars.

Human suffering on a scale never before seen.

Burning down the house.

Our house.

CNN article:

USGS study:


On this date in 1974, Richard M. Nixon announced he would resign as President the next day.

Other than dying, the best thing he ever did.


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