Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Breaking News!

Today is Wednesday, 15 October 2008.

This just in:

WASHINGTON (Loiters News Service) --- Senator John McCain has called for the postponement of tonight’s presidential debate, saying he has suspended his pants and is flying to Washington to solve the global economic crisis. McCain is scheduled to sit in a corner of the Cabinet Room in the White House, talking to no one, including himself.

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2 Comments:

Anonymous XXXX said...

You are such a prick.

8:14 AM  
Anonymous Game Warden said...

Dear 4X

There is a bridge nearby. Run along home.

12:16 PM  

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