My Inaugural Address
Today is Tuesday, 20 January 2009.
Were HH delivering the Inaugural Address today, I think it would, as Bob Newhart would say, “go something like this”.
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[The President stares into the camera with what Mrs. HH refers to as “the wrath of God look”.]
People, the rule of justice and human rights begins now.
[Two squads of FBI agents march onto the rostrum.]
Cuff ‘em.
[Close-up as W. Bush and D. Cheney are man-handled to feet, cuffed behind backs, read their rights, and frog-marched to paddy wagons.]
[The President smiles a mirthless smile.]
There’s a new sheriff in town.
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Based on my previous columns, most anyone could probably write the rest of the speech.
Were HH delivering the Inaugural Address today, I think it would, as Bob Newhart would say, “go something like this”.
_______________________________________________
[The President stares into the camera with what Mrs. HH refers to as “the wrath of God look”.]
People, the rule of justice and human rights begins now.
[Two squads of FBI agents march onto the rostrum.]
Cuff ‘em.
[Close-up as W. Bush and D. Cheney are man-handled to feet, cuffed behind backs, read their rights, and frog-marched to paddy wagons.]
[The President smiles a mirthless smile.]
There’s a new sheriff in town.
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Based on my previous columns, most anyone could probably write the rest of the speech.
posted by HH at 8:12 AM
3 Comments:
Yeah, your speech pretty much reflects the content of Kieth Olbermann's "Special Commentary" (title shown on the screen) on his show last night.
I must confess: I must be the last leftist on the planet who has never watched the guy's show. Guess I should check him out.
And make sure to catch Rachel Maddow after KO.
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