Tuesday, January 20, 2009

My Inaugural Address

Today is Tuesday, 20 January 2009.

Were HH delivering the Inaugural Address today, I think it would, as Bob Newhart would say, “go something like this”.
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[The President stares into the camera with what Mrs. HH refers to as “the wrath of God look”.]

People, the rule of justice and human rights begins now.

[Two squads of FBI agents march onto the rostrum.]

Cuff ‘em.

[Close-up as W. Bush and D. Cheney are man-handled to feet, cuffed behind backs, read their rights, and frog-marched to paddy wagons.]

[The President smiles a mirthless smile.]

There’s a new sheriff in town.
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Based on my previous columns, most anyone could probably write the rest of the speech.

3 Comments:

Anonymous a blog reader said...

Yeah, your speech pretty much reflects the content of Kieth Olbermann's "Special Commentary" (title shown on the screen) on his show last night.

2:40 PM  
Blogger HH said...

I must confess: I must be the last leftist on the planet who has never watched the guy's show. Guess I should check him out.

2:55 PM  
Anonymous earthboundmisfit said...

And make sure to catch Rachel Maddow after KO.

2:16 PM  

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