Johnny, We Hardly Knew Ye
Today is Thursday, 5 October 2006.
It is with profound sorrow your author and the Museum of the Bourgeois awoke this morning to news of the death of R.W. Apple, Jr., whom anyone with any sense always knew as "Johnny".
WSJ, NBC, NYT.
More on Johnny later.
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EDIT
You spend your life reading these people, and then the bastards go and die on you.
EDIT
This just in: Just now, on live TV, George W*&%^%*^& just said, "Failure and mediocrity in America's classrooms is unacceptable."
Failure and mediocrity, in America's presidents, pretend as this one is or otherwise, is unacceptable.
---30---
It is with profound sorrow your author and the Museum of the Bourgeois awoke this morning to news of the death of R.W. Apple, Jr., whom anyone with any sense always knew as "Johnny".
WSJ, NBC, NYT.
More on Johnny later.
---30---
EDIT
You spend your life reading these people, and then the bastards go and die on you.
EDIT
This just in: Just now, on live TV, George W*&%^%*^& just said, "Failure and mediocrity in America's classrooms is unacceptable."
Failure and mediocrity, in America's presidents, pretend as this one is or otherwise, is unacceptable.
---30---
1 Comments:
Death happens to the best of 'em. Come to think of it, death happens to the worst of them, too.
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