Thursday, October 05, 2006

Johnny, We Hardly Knew Ye

Today is Thursday, 5 October 2006.

It is with profound sorrow your author and the Museum of the Bourgeois awoke this morning to news of the death of R.W. Apple, Jr., whom anyone with any sense always knew as "Johnny".

WSJ, NBC, NYT.

More on Johnny later.

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EDIT

You spend your life reading these people, and then the bastards go and die on you.

EDIT

This just in: Just now, on live TV, George W*&%^%*^& just said, "Failure and mediocrity in America's classrooms is unacceptable."

Failure and mediocrity, in America's presidents, pretend as this one is or otherwise, is unacceptable.

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1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Death happens to the best of 'em. Come to think of it, death happens to the worst of them, too.

10:11 AM  

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