Saturday, July 28, 2007

Happy World War One Begins Day!, Supplemental

Today remains Saturday, 28 July 2007.

BREAK BREAK BREAK.

This Just In: Dick Cheney is scheduled to have his heart defibrillator battery replaced in surgery today.

Cheney has had "four heart attacks, quadruple bypass surgery, two artery-clearing angioplasties and an operation to implant the defibrillator," according to AP.

While Cheney is under anesthesia, George W. Bush will temporarily serve as Acting President, a position previously held by Ronald Reagan under Bush’s father, George H. W. Bush.

This after a National Security Council meeting on Thursday, when the Cabinet Room was evacuated, after a smoke detector began beeping --- "I need a new battery. Feed me! Feed me!". When the NSC got to The Bunker, they realized the beeping was actually coming from Cheney's chest. [This riff inspired by a comment by Mrs. HH.]

And they're playing my song:

http://lcweb2.loc.gov/natlib/ihas/service/patriotic/100010434/100010434.mp3

They continue to play my songs:



And how about one more for the road, from Billy Bragg:

1 Comments:

Anonymous Hari said...

If the bomb squad had followed procedure, they would have immersed the source of the beeping in a large bucket of water.

8:11 AM  

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