I Approved This Message

Today is Tuesday, 5 October 2010.

Damn, but if Christine O’Donnell’s first campaign ad isn’t one of the oddest pieces of s**t I’ve ever seen:



Herewith, a modest submission of possible future ads.

# 2: "I'm not a Hare Krishna who worships monkeys, pigs, and cows, because I like meatballs too much, 'cause I'm just like you. I’m Christine O’Donnell, and I approved this message. Have a nice day."

# 3: "I'm you, not in some weird, demonic-possession, we're-all-in-Satan-and-he's-in-us-cult kind of way, but in the good, wholesome, all-American, I-believe-that-masturbation-is-adultery-and-that-the-government-spends-too-much-money-on-AIDS kind of way. So, I'm you. I’m Christine O’Donnell, and I approved this message. Bite me."

# 4: "I'm you. Unless you're a Christ-hating f****t or Mormon, of course. Or a Seventh Day Adventist, Jehovah's Witness, s***k, k**e, or n****r. Then I'm not you, because I'm whiter than Jesus. And not a k**e, as he unfortunately was. I’m Christine O’Donnell, and I approved this message. Eat my shorts."

I'm not a witch, warlock, or even Satan himself. I'm not perfect, but close enough for government work. We all make mistakes, but I've never voted Republican, and thereby killed millions of people in Indochina, Nicaragua, Honduras, Indonesia, El Salvador, and so on.

I’m HH, and I approved this message.

Vote Democratic, early, and often.