Lance the Boil

Today is Saturday, 19 January 2013.

"Some will rob you with a six-gun, and some with a fountain pen."  (Woody Guthrie)

Lance Armstrong chose a bicycle.

The Lancer had no discernible skills other than riding a bicycle fast, but not noticeably faster than others.  However, he wanted to be rich.  Filthy wealthy.

So, the Lancer created a criminal conspiracy to enhance his performance with drugs, thus cheating others of the trophies, trophy monies, and endor$ement deal$ which rightfully belonging to others.

Now, the Lancer's peddling false remorse for sympathy.  That he donated millions to charity is immaterial, merely tax-deductible.

The Lancer should be thrown out on the street, naked and homeless and penniless, with nothing to his name but his diseased ego, and an empty coffee cup for begging.