Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Snow Jobs for Bush

BREAKING NEWS for 26 April

Fitting, isn't it, that on the 20th anniversary of Chernobyl spreading radioactive clouds over the earth, Bush throws Snow on the bonfire which is his presidency?

There are at least three "F" words --- f***, fraud (the "f" word of Wall Street), and Fox (the "f" word of the airwaves).

Presidential Press Secretary-in-waiting Tony Snow scores high on all three scales.

Tony was a Fox Snow Boater for Truth in the 2004 election. Big Tone (I'm giving him my 15 minutes of kindness -- Snowie couldn't last a New York minute on The Sopranos) consistently lied about Kerry's military record. Snowie didn't give a damn about official military records; Snowboat just lied.

[Check out sites such as mediamatters.org etc. for full record.)

Like vast majority of con-servatives, Snowjob is a big advocate of muscular military action, but refused to serve in the military himself. Can you say, "Chickenhawk"?

Got to give Snowjob the B. Arnold Turncoat award, however. Said much nasty about GWB on the F Network, now does the opportunistic thing and will fawn over G.

Of course, the only real news here: a rat jumping on a sinking ship.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Hari said...

Will the White House beat reporters blowtorch Snow? Or will Snow's Fox bamboozling skills pay off in a less volatile press corps? We shall see.

Gaining one Snow as press secretary, probably losing another from Treasury soon.

12:20 PM  
Blogger RtR said...

I've heard the following statement from PR flacks in shop talk conversation:

You can't polish a turd.

I guess we'll see whether Tony Snow is up to the task.

8:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A friend sent the following, but did not post. Another friend said to post.

Were the White House Press Corps to be surveyed, they would prefer a b-job to an S-job.

Friends, you know who you are.

10:59 PM  

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