The Silence of the N.R.A.
Today is Monday, 4 September 2006.
Revisionist Labor Day in US/etc. and Canada.
Your author, Executive Director of the Museum of the Bourgeois, has received a copy of the following document from a senior regime source which has proved reliable in the past. He was unable to verify its authenticity independently.
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A LABOR DAY COMUNIQUE FROM THE REAL N.R.A.
TO THE REAL WORKING PEOPLE OF THE U.S.A.
The United States Army going house-to-house, breaking down doors, terrorizing civilians, and confiscating their firearms.
Think it can’t happen?
It’s happening this very minute --- all over Baghdad.
And that deafening silence you hear is the failure of the National Rifle Association to stand up, as these Baghdadis are forced to stand down, and speak up for these 2nd Amendment Martyrs.
Has the N.R.A. ceased to believe: that the American Way of Life ™ is the greatest in the history of the world?
Has the N.R.A. ceased to believe: that the Constitution of the United States of America ™, whose cornerstone is the 2nd Amendment, is the most perfect political document ever created by humanity?
Has the N.R.A. ceased to believe that: the blessings of “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness” ™, promised by the Constitution, and guaranteed by the guns of the people’s well-regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State and shall not be Infringed, should be the Rule, not the Exception, wherever FREEDOM RINGS, cuz all over the world, people just wanna be Free?
Our brothers and sisters in Iraq are being stripped of the most elemental of human rights --- the right of self-defense with the largest arsenal they can afford --- and WHERE IS THE N.R.A.?
Has the N.R.A. forsaken the 2nd Amendment, to which it claims to be wedded, to dally in misalliance with the author of this cowardly and craven assault on the Right to Bear Arms, George W. Bush?
(And, by the way, compared to Dick “Manly Name” Cheney, when was the last time you heard that Bush personally shot someone?)
FRIENDS OF THE 2ND AMENDMENT:
Rise Up!
Rush into the streets and raise your cellphones high!
Text-message our demands:
Free the Baghdad 5.127 (+/-) Million!
Free Charlton Heston!
Free the 2nd Amendment!
REMEMBER:
If they come for the Baghdadis in the night, they will come for you in the morning.
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Revisionist Labor Day in US/etc. and Canada.
Your author, Executive Director of the Museum of the Bourgeois, has received a copy of the following document from a senior regime source which has proved reliable in the past. He was unable to verify its authenticity independently.
__________________________________________
A LABOR DAY COMUNIQUE FROM THE REAL N.R.A.
TO THE REAL WORKING PEOPLE OF THE U.S.A.
The United States Army going house-to-house, breaking down doors, terrorizing civilians, and confiscating their firearms.
Think it can’t happen?
It’s happening this very minute --- all over Baghdad.
And that deafening silence you hear is the failure of the National Rifle Association to stand up, as these Baghdadis are forced to stand down, and speak up for these 2nd Amendment Martyrs.
Has the N.R.A. ceased to believe: that the American Way of Life ™ is the greatest in the history of the world?
Has the N.R.A. ceased to believe: that the Constitution of the United States of America ™, whose cornerstone is the 2nd Amendment, is the most perfect political document ever created by humanity?
Has the N.R.A. ceased to believe that: the blessings of “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness” ™, promised by the Constitution, and guaranteed by the guns of the people’s well-regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State and shall not be Infringed, should be the Rule, not the Exception, wherever FREEDOM RINGS, cuz all over the world, people just wanna be Free?
Our brothers and sisters in Iraq are being stripped of the most elemental of human rights --- the right of self-defense with the largest arsenal they can afford --- and WHERE IS THE N.R.A.?
Has the N.R.A. forsaken the 2nd Amendment, to which it claims to be wedded, to dally in misalliance with the author of this cowardly and craven assault on the Right to Bear Arms, George W. Bush?
(And, by the way, compared to Dick “Manly Name” Cheney, when was the last time you heard that Bush personally shot someone?)
FRIENDS OF THE 2ND AMENDMENT:
Rise Up!
Rush into the streets and raise your cellphones high!
Text-message our demands:
Free the Baghdad 5.127 (+/-) Million!
Free Charlton Heston!
Free the 2nd Amendment!
REMEMBER:
If they come for the Baghdadis in the night, they will come for you in the morning.
---30---
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