Friday, May 24, 2013

Against Illegal Immigrants

Today is Friday, 24 May 2013.

On this date in 1607, Jamestown, Virginia was founded.  It nearly foundered, but, alas...

A group of thieving illegal immigrants, acting under the auspicious of an officially-chartered criminal conspiracy, the "Virginia Company of London", sailed across the Atlantic and illegally seized land which they named for King James I, head of the criminal conspiracy known as the "English Monarchy".

The bandits chose poorly, since the site was a malarial swamp, the effects of which soon began killing them.  By the time they became organized, it was too late in the season to plant crops.  Plus, many were "gentlemen", meaning that manual labour exceeding beating and/or raping servants had never sullied their lily-white hands.  They survived only through the kindness and food gifts of the local Native Americans, the Paspahegh.

Within four years, the illegal immigrants had returned the favour:  combined with the effect of European-spawned diseases, and the terrorist murderings of the bandits, the Paspahegh had ceased to exist.

This is not, of course, the fantasy version of the Terrorist Conquest of Native America that the United States Empire officially imparts.

It merely has the advantage of being what actually happened.


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